Archive of ‘Isn’t life funny’ category

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Don’t judge the house by the shouting

A friend of mine got in touch recently, close to tears. Someone had told her that they’d overheard a group of school Mums laughing about her, saying how noisy her house was and that you could hear the shouting from three roads away. The instigator was her neighbour. A lady who is usually nice (to her face). My friend wasn’t […] Read more…

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Bet you wish your toddler was awesome like me

  Listen up small people, My name is Gabe and I’ve decided to appoint myself as KING of the toddlers (AKA the boss). If you would stop licking that dog bowl or just refrain from putting toast in the DVD player for a minute, I’ll tell you why. It is quite obvious really. At four, I am […] Read more…

How many ways to say I love you?

Dear Mummy, You know I love you to the moon and back. Let me prove how much: I promise to wake up early everyday (even before the birds) so we can have longer days together. Rather then shout at you and risk waking up the man existing next to you (aka daddy) I will wriggle […] Read more…

18 ways you know summer is coming

That shower from Game of Thrones are always banging on about the winter, yet here in our tiny isle we are getting ready for the advent of British Summer Time. It is an unique little event that if you blink you could actually miss it. Nevertheless, as we are optimistic souls, we like to have […] Read more…

OMG Mum you are just so cringe!

There was a period of time when I was such a cool dude. Amazingly awesome. A big cheese. It was a sliver of a window though. If you blinked you might have missed it. The planets for the briefest moment all aligned in my favour. Not only did it not matter that my shoes were […] Read more…

Things you do when you are on a diet

I am on a diet. That’s one of the first things you do. You tell everyone you’re on a diet. No I can’t finish off your half-chewed Smiley Face, darling. I am on a diet A sweetener in my tea please pet instead of sugar. I am on a diet. I can’t have a French […] Read more…

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